21 March 2009

watching watchmen and its watchers

Lately I have been geeking out to an unprecedented degree. Indulging geek impulses is a slippery slope: one day you find yourself writing an epic essay about a graphic novel for your blog (consider yourself warned) and Netflixing season one of Battlestar Galactica (shame-loss alert!), and the next morning you wake up with a Star Trek chair in your living room and realize that no one will ever have sex with you again.

I have read many Watchmen reviews in the weeks since I saw the film (in a matinee showing on opening day, the only lady in a sea of doughy middle-aged men who awesomely clapped at the end), and I’ve noticed there are basically two postures—condescending or reverent—its reviewers tend to assume. Which is appropriate, really, since those are also the two attitudes that people seem to have towards comic books in general.

But the weird thing was that all of these critics wrote with a certain gravitas and reticence, which I thought was strange until I started writing about it myself and discovered that I felt the same way. I read Watchmen when I was 19, but it wasn’t the same touchstone for me as it was for so many people—a stance that allowed me to approach the film with unadulterated excitement instead of the deep dread that readers feel when Hollywood is about to shit all over something they cherished through their formative years. So what’s up with that?

Well, I’m the kind of person who almost always feels nervous about everything (or, rather, nothing), so that explains that. But why did everyone else seem nervous? I have given it some thought and have decided that it is probably due to Watchmen creator Alan Moore’s one-two punch of being a genius who looks like he lives under a bridge. Famously, he’s this rabid Lorax figure who has loudly denounced all of the (admittedly inferior) film adaptations of his work. It is only natural that we, members of the dunderheaded pop culture that made those productions possible, feel intimidated, threatened and, worse, judged by this intimidating figure with his air of vague menace.

This is Alan Moore. See what I mean?

Anyway, I think the movie was okay—no better, no worse—and worth watching. Any admirer of the graphic novel can’t deny the director’s loving gaze, which perfectly captured the comic’s aesthetic, if not its tone. Some details were spot-on, including Jeffrey Dean Morgan’s powerful performance as that charming psychopath, the Comedian, and Jackie Earle Haley’s spot-on portrayal of that less charming psychopath, Rorschach. Other details—the soundtrack among them—smacked of that special laziness that is the mark of a big ole budget.

Apart from the soundtrack and a few relatively minor details, the movie was about as good as it could have been. No matter how deftly the source material was handled, how can anyone expect the medium of film to capture the sheer power of Watchmen’s pithy panels, which say one thing and show another with an irony unparalleled in comics? Moore created an epic yet insular world in which images and dialogue echo and resonate across its pages, and the best argument for the special power of the comic genre is that this movie, which stole almost all of its images and words verbatim from its source, failed to replicate, much less recreate, the poetry of the original.

* * *

Adapting postmodern literature is difficult under any circumstances, but it is almost impossible in Hollywood movies, which require a coherent perspective or voice. Watchmen the graphic novel is postmodern at the macro and micro levels: there are stories within stories within stories that bounce around in our brains as they admire, parody, and critique history, pop culture, and the very conventions of the comic book medium, among other ideas and institutions. In Watchmen, aged superheroes are washed-up celebrities with tell-all memoirs and sappy scrapbooks that are appended to each chapter of traditionally paneled action, with shifts in tone that are somehow blatant and imperceptible at the same time—the true mark of awesome writing.

Herein lies my main problem with the movie: its one-note tone. Like the comic, the movie is narrated by Rorschach, a deliberately clichéd character in everything from his detective costume (trench coat, sporty scarf) to the hardboiled prose of his journal (e.g., “The dusk reeks of fornication and bad consciences”). The film captures Rorschach’s voice rather well, but it omits the story’s many other voices—and the beauty of Watchmen is in that cacophony.

Contrast this observation in Hollis Mason’s autobiography:

It’s funny, but certain faces seem to go in and out of style. You look at old photographs and everybody has a certain look to them, almost as if they’re related. Look at pictures from ten years later and you can see that there’s a new kind of face starting to predominate, and that the old faces are fading away and vanishing, never to be seen again.


with a representative entry from Rorschach’s journal:

The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists…


and you’ll begin to understand what is missing from the film.

* * *

But all that is really symptomatic of a larger problem, which is that Watchmen has been consistently misread as a cynical, pessimistic work when it is, in fact, rather the opposite.

It’s easy to see why the Watchmen have been perceived as such a surly lot—snide touches abound in the comic, the most prominent being our guide through a world that “stands on the brink, staring down into bloody hell,” Rorschach, whose very identity mocks our most self-involved science, psychology. His mask is forever forming new symbols, but they ultimately converge into a single stereotype with a fatally inflexible worldview.

The other characters have their own problems. The backstory alone is rife with failure and dysfunction: the first Nite Owl runs an auto repair shop, the first Silk Spectre is a “bloated aging whore,” and Mothman is in the bin. Their contemporary counterparts are impotent (Nite Owl II), egomaniacal (Ozymandias), and totally annoying (Silk Spectre II). Their impulse to save the world is described as a perversion, their morality is ambiguous, and they generally seem sort of bad at life.

Everyone talks about the ways in which Alan Moore reflected and magnified the anxieties of his milieu by reimagining the American hero as a figure driven by personality problems and a deeply flawed society. His take on the archetype caused a paradigm shift within the world of comics, where the series was among the first to unflinchingly explore the dark consequences of violence in an imagined world that seemed a lot like our real one. More importantly, Moore’s “heroes” resonated with readers still reeling from our losses in Vietnam and the pressure cooker atmosphere of the Cold War.

All of those things are true.

But what if we examine Watchmen as a different sort of cultural artifact? I think you can deconstruct the graphic novel’s notoriously bleak reputation to uncover a surprisingly rosy take on modernity—maybe even the most optimistic account of warfare in the twentieth-century canon. Despite its gritty trappings, within the seemingly cynical Watchmen universe there exists a powerful, if disguised, strain of hope.

* * *

To me, the real power of Watchmen is in how Moore channeled an entire generation’s worst fear into the glowing figure of Dr. Manhattan. Moore’s achievement is not just that he wrote a comic that humanized superheroes; he also humanized the abstract idea of annihilation, recasting it as a sympathetic (if not empathetic) force.

It’s pretty clear from his handle alone that Dr. Manhattan, who is also referred to in the comic as the “H-bomb” and “a man to end worlds,” personifies nuclear power. Moore took something that was on everyone’s mind—weapons of mass destruction—and remade it into a hero. Consider the following passage that describes Dr. Manhattan:

Our entire culture has had to contort itself to accommodate the presence of something more than human, and we have all felt the results of this. The evidence surrounds us, in our everyday lives and on the front pages of the newspapers we read. One single being has been allowed to change the entire world, pushing it closer to its eventual destruction in the process.


and the parallels are obvious.

It’s interesting to me that he is also the most emotionally complex character. At first, he just seems like another postmodern protagonist who is mourning his own detachment from the world. But I think Dr. Manhattan is totally emo, probably the most unlikely emo character ever in the worlds of fiction and film. I’d go so far as to say he’s the beating heart of Watchmen.

Consider his self-imposed exile, when he moped on Mars like a teenager who has locked himself in his room. “Watchmaker,” the most emotionally charged chapter of the graphic novel, showcases Moore’s masterful use of irony. He takes this character that talks like a pretentious fortune cookie and sends him to Mars—a planet with layered cultural associations of emotional bankruptcy (war, men, aliens, etc.)—and uses technical devices like repetition and quasi-quantum gobbledegook to sustain a powerful nostalgic tone as he explores themes like love and its inevitable decline.

By the end of all that, we realize that Dr. Manhattan and his lifeless Mars are not bankrupt; they are bereft. And then Laurie’s visit to Mars helps him realize that people are pretty neat, after all, so he resolves to save the world. And while that doesn’t work out, exactly, by the end of the story the threat has been defused, and so blood on a button becomes ketchup on a shirt.

* * *

Nuclear weapons are usually perceived as a threat—a boogieman—for obvious reasons, but in Watchmen, they are recast as a melancholy and benevolent superhero. The movie, to its credit, takes this thought a step further with its revised (and, to my mind, much improved) ending, in which nuclear destruction (instead of fake psychic alien squid) is also a plot device that brings about world peace.

Whatever you think of Dr. Manhattan, there is a certain romance to annihilation in Watchmen. By the time New York is blown to bits towards the end—those stark panels in which the needy newsman and his aloof young customer embrace before they vaporize—you get the sense that Moore believes that the threat of mutually assured destruction is actually a fine opportunity to hold hands and sing "Kumbaya." And I think that is a very interesting take on the Cold War specifically and the idea of hope in general.

* * *

As ever, in the final analysis, my gaze turns on myself. Part of me steps back from this argument and says WTF? Dr. Manhattan is emo? Watchmen is secretly optimistic? Do these ideas reflect my own misanthropy instead of what’s actually there on the page and the screen?

But then Future Me, gazing down serenely from her Star Trek throne, says, “Who has time for this self-analysis shit? I have some Battlestar Galactica to watch.”

17 March 2009

shopgirl

A perfect storm of nepotism, grant money, and heretofore useless preoccupations with indie design and Internet shopping has landed me the most awesome consulting gig ever as the curator of a TN gift shop (brick and mortar and on le internet).

My Tchotchke Kingdom will finally annex a space outside of my apartment! Huzzah!

The first meeting is next week but some of the merch I’m looking at includes these charming animal portraits, this salty stationary, prints by a prolific artist here in Chi, a line of stationary based on imaginary vacations, and shadow puppets made by a local architect. Fingers crossed.

So give me a shout if you come across any cool art, sassy crafts, or cheeky useless objects. My first meeting is next week.

12 March 2009

the my favorite things about you project

I have been spring-cleaning here at the manse, and as usual I find myself getting wrapped up in the futile organization of minutiae, ephemera, and empty Diet Coke cans instead of making any real headway. I guess this is how, under the rubric of organizing a drawer, I found myself reading through an old journal—being dragged, if you will, kicking and spitting down Memory Lane to review two years worth of dubious ethics and willfully bad decisions.

This exercise probably wasn’t as disturbing as it should have been since, as I have explained, I believe that journals are the special place where you let loose with the crazy. It’s sort of a Dorian Gray thing where you pour all of your lameness into one place with the heartfelt hope that it won’t infiltrate your regular life.

Still, there were a few surprises, one such gem being the entry where I catalogued my favorite things about my friends. It really stood out among the many, many entries where I informally catalogued the things I didn’t like about my nemeses, the world, and myself.

What I liked most about my list was its specificity. So instead of “nice hair” or “bad attitude” (which never really would have made the list anyway since those are pretty much prerequisites for my friendship), it looked more like this:

1. Has a cat named Pants. (Holla J!)

Evidently I tried to list three things for each person, but I must have gotten bored or tired because I only got through four or five people.

Anyway, finding this list got me thinking about all my favorite things about the people I know, which was a thoroughly charming reverie. And then I thought: you know, it’s a shame these people might never know how much someone in the world is appreciating their quirks because, really, how often is someone going to praise you for how awesome your cat’s name is or your single-minded dedication to Yahtzee (holla T!)?

And so, in the true spirit of Chicago cronies, and in the less true spirit of wanting to put on rosy-colored glasses after the sadness of this past week, I offer you the My Favorite Things About You Project.

Here’s how it works:

1. E-mail me vis-à-vis your favorite thing(s) about me. (This is to create a I'll-show-you-mine-if-you'll-show-me-yours vibe. This blog is a safe place!) (Hee)
2. I’ll e-mail you back vis-à-vis my favorite thing(s) about you.
3. Later, I’ll post all of our answers as a list so we can all marvel at how fucking fantastic we are without (a) feeling too gay, and (b) revealing critical personal info such as cats named Pants.

xoxo,
KO

08 March 2009

youth in asia

Tippy, a dashing big-boned ginger cat, died yesterday at the age of 12.

I met Tippy my freshman year of college, when my friend W showed up bearing the gift of a kitten from the JC pound. I’m not sure why she thought a cat was an appropriate gift for a person confined to a dorm room, but who cares? Tippy was a ridiculous, impractical present in the best possible way, sort of like a pony but less fancy. He fit in my palm and slept in my hair.

Wee Tippy

Soon enough, he grew too large to sleep on my head, but I let him do it anyway. I didn’t much mind, though sometimes I worried about suffocation, especially those nights when I’d had a few drinks. When I was a sophomore, Tippy lived for some weeks in my dorm room, but he was given the boot after the resident head spotted him stuffing his paws under the door, like a captive. I always loved his dark sense of humor.
All husky cats should sit in exactly this position, always.

After that, he spent most of that year with my mom in JC, where he menaced her cat Bosie, his nemesis and BFF. Later, Tippy grew plump in my college apartment, where he cried whenever he could see the bottom of his food bowl. Eventually, he moved with me to another apartment that I shared with my college boyfriend and our cocker spaniel, an animal that thoroughly disgusted him; he remained aloof and resentful throughout their association.

Tippy swatting his nemesis, Maddie the dog.

Tippy and his friend Bosie were avid birdwatchers.

After college, when I lived in England for a year, Tippy moved in with my dad, who taught him to love ice cubes. (Dad is cheap.) Later, Tippy came with me to grad school, where his girth was so impressive that my then-roommate joked that he should pay rent and my friend K commented that he looked like something you might encounter on the side of a mountain. We rode to Chicago in the cramped backseat of my father’s truck, and Tippy whined the whole fucking way.

This photo of Tippy with me and Bosie on mom’s couch provides a delightful sense of scale.

After three years together in the Midwest, my friends C&A adopted Tippy when I moved in with a boyfriend who was allergic to cats. Though he never forgave me for that slight (and, really, who can blame him?), I think maybe he had more fun with his new parents, who taught him to love olives (because C&A are sophisticated) and taught me a thing or two about being awesome (because they’re that, too).

Tippy's gypsy lifestyle made him very sleepy.

The idea of pet eulogies is ridiculous and sentimental, I know. What can I tell you about Tippy? He liked playing with feathers, bottle caps, paper wads, and plastic bags. He was fond of sitting in clothes hampers and batting around bugs. He always took dinner lying down, by which I mean he was prostrate before his food at any given hour of the day, his furry legs hugging the bowl. Had he been human, he would have been one of those hoarders who hides food under his bed.


And yet, he was surprisingly agile for his size—a walking contradiction. Tippy’s growl was one of the strangest things I’ve ever heard, and so was his purr. He was fickle, maybe a little bipolar, pressing his cheek against yours in one moment, and batting you out of his sight in the next. He slept with every boy I’ve ever loved and remains, unlike them, a shared point of reference for all my friends from JC, college, and Chicago—the only creature, I guess, who has straddled those three versions of my life.


At the risk of sounding like one of those people who keeps cat char in an urn on the bookshelf or, worse, stuffs its corpse in the freezer (a family friend’s true story, which I’ll save for a happier time), I want to say that, to me, the list of petty particulars in the paragraphs above add up to the vibrant little life of a cat who sat by my side or in my lap as I made merry, felt miserable, and slept late through some of the best and worst years of my life so far. Tippy was calm, funny, snobby, lazy, loving, and occasionally vicious—i.e., the feline version of the person I aspire to be.

This is my favorite shot because he looks so demure, like he’s smelling a bouquet.

And I miss him.


That’s all.

06 March 2009

on irony

To me, one of the most interesting things about any musician is how he approaches his own stereotype. And it seems to me the music I like best somehow subverts and transcends its own stereotype, whether it’s the mighty Tap, the emo stylings of Sufjan Stevens, or the tonal splendor of The National.

And yet, as anyone who has listened to popular-ish music with a discerning ear has found, the harsh truth is that pretty much every musician ever is situationally lame when you hold him or her to the light, except for maybe Tom Waits, who pretty much stands up to all scrutiny. Can I defend those butterfly wings that Sufjan wore on tour? No. No, I cannot.

For a thousand reasons, I think irony is the most treacherous territory for artists of all stripes. Consider the following analogy, a cautionary tale of two masters:

Misfits : Danzig :: The Smiths : Morrissey


Of course, Danzig has never even been within reach of the sophistication or sophistry of Morrissey. But can’t we agree that both are individuals who became too enamored of their own invented personas? Who eventually found it impossible (instead of difficult) to discern self-loathing from self-love?

I imagine that Those Who Rock make certain choices at the get-go. Let’s call it the Sincerity Problem. Within this context, irony couldn’t be more misunderstood; like a good man, it’s awfully hard to find. Consider Pavement, who were at one time, I believe, the posterboys for irony. Across an uneven catalog, they remain one of my favorite bands ever, but apart from a few lazy jabs on Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain, were they ever really ironic at all? To me, irony is so much more than rolling your eyes while singing gibberish in a sincere sort of way.

Is irony actually…emo?

I suppose I believe that true irony is at least a little emo, a confessional mode tempered with a healthy dose of self-loathing—not a generalized self-loathing, mind you, but self-loathing vis-à-vis the confessional mode itself. You have to be both vested and disgusted for it to work. This is what marks the difference between every high-school cutter and Sylvia Plath:

Dying
Is an art, like everything else.
I do it exceptionally well.

I do it so it feels like hell.
I do it so it feels real.
I guess you could say I’ve a call.

Irony, like all constructs, is something artificial built around something all too real, which is, I believe, why Morrissey chose to sing about pretty much every bad feeling ever while sporting a pompadour hairstyle:

We can go for a walk where it’s quiet and dry
And talk about precious things
But the rain that flattens my hair
Oh, these are the things that kill me

Life is very long when you’re lonely.

All to say: there’s a fine line between keeping it real and saving face. In my own ironic aspirations, Smiths-era Morrissey is my star and guide. Sometimes, I’m a dorky sort of Cemetry Gates-Morrissey; other times, I’m a snot-dripping trainwreck Speedway-Morrissey. More often, I’m a snarky Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others-Moz. Someday, I hope to sing something complex yet totally unabashed—There Is A Light-Moz. That song is maybe the perfect thing.

And yet. Here is where I write the 100th post about why Los Campesinos! is top: they build a bridge between all these traditional iterations of irony—quasi-irony (gibberish), self-loathing tendencies, and snarky egotistical rants. Whether they’re mocking the inherent ridiculousness/awesomeness of dancing (You! Me! Dancing!), personal catharsis (“My Year In Lists”), or suicide notes on livejournal (“This Is How We Spell HAHAHA”), they always have something interestingly aloof yet sincere to say. And while I relish the sociopathy of lines like:

I hate the stench of coffee on your breath
And I hate to feel its warmth against my neck

I am also delighted by the We-Are-the-World vibe of the following:

And we exhale
And we roll our eyes
And we do these things in unison

That is pretty much my vision of world peace—bonding through mutual disgust.