Thanks for sharing this wise quote! I’m going to print it up, build myself a cubicle, and tack it on the wall as my suicide note.
Autocorrect is not nearly so amusing as you imagine, unless you are the kind of person who is amused by texting your mother about vagina stuff.
Presumably, you wrote this despondent/angry/disappointed status update in reference to some sporting event. But a fun game for me is to pretend you’ve just gone crazy.
The way you conflate your own identity with that of your child troubles me in a way I can’t quite articulate.
As an editor, and as a human being, I am begging you to lay off the text message-style abbreviations.
I thought about commenting on your ambiguously miserable status update just to show you someone cares, but then I remembered I sincerely wish you ill.
Um, I’m pretty sure this will be used against you in court.
The fact that you think this meme is current makes me feel old by association.
I really enjoyed looking through this photo album of your 2007 vacation instead of being a productive member of society.
Wow, you ate that? What happened next?
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